
More often than not, home buyers rely almost exclusively on their visual sense of a home to determine whether a home is right for them. And why not? Eyesight is the most dominant of our senses, and the first impression we get of a home (or anything for that matter) is how it looks. Believe me, agents know this and consequently spend countless hours and $$ making a home look as good as possible.
But what about our other senses? What role do they play in choosing the perfect home? The answer is simple: They can tell you why you shouldn’t buy that particular home. Here’s some examples of what I’m referring to, and some tips on how to use your other senses to “sniff out” potential red flags in a home.
Touch
Humans are gifted with a relatively acute sense of touch and balance. However, when we’re looking at homes we rarely use this sense to its fullest potential. Here are some tips that should make you help you feel your way to possible trouble spots.
- Take off your shoes. Don’t worry — in new homes, the agent usually asks you to anyway, so walking around a home in your stockings is perfectly acceptable. Your feet will tell you all kinds of tales about the house. Are the floors level, or do they slope to the downhill side? Are there bumps, ridges, or seams in the hardwood floor? Do the floors sag or creak excessively when you walk on them? These may or may not be key signs of potential foundation issues, and your shoes do a wonderful job of shielding you from them if you leave them on. So take ‘em off.
- Open and close doors and cabinets. Sounds pretty boring… until you find a door that won’t close all the way, or sticks shut when it’s closed. It may be nothing more than a poorly aligned door…but it can also be an indication of foundation settlement, or excessive moisture in the house (wood absorbs water and swells.)
- Run your hands on walls and counters. Obviously, if you just came from In ‘N Out Burgers, you’ll hopefully have cleaned your hands. Tile work should be uniform, with no tiles sticking up or misaligned. All countertops of any significant size have seams. Use the palms of your hands to find the seams. If it’s really easy, it not a good sign.
Smell(Taste)
Since you hopefully won’t be running around the house licking things, we’ll combine these two together. Smell and taste are closely linked anyway. Your nose can tell you all kinds of things about a house — what’s the best way to make the most of your sense of smell? After you’ve seen everything there is to see in the house, find a centrally located room, stand still, and (VERY important) close your eyes. Why? Because studies show your sense of smell (and the other senses) get more acute in the absence of vision. Take a few deep whiffs. Here’s what you may smell:
- Must or mold. You’ll be absolutely amazed how this smell comes through when you close your eyes. I kid you not. If a house smells moldy or musty, you’ve very likely got water under the foundation. This is a biggie, so make sure you don’t ignore your nose on this one.
- Excessive air freshener: It’s certainly ok to dab a little air freshener in a home to give it that Irish Spring sensation. But if it seems that the agent mistook “spritz” with “blitz” and the smell of the freshener is overpowering, this may not be an accident. Some agents douse the home in freshener to cover up the aforementioned mold, as well as pet smells, and cigarette smoke….all things that have a way of making their presence unpleasantly known.
Hearing(a.k.a. Planes, Trains, and Automobiles)
This is pretty obvious, because what you’re listening for is excessive noise. But it’s a tricky thing to ascertain, because noise may be dependent on the time of day when you’re tuned in. If the home is near a busy street, commute hours during the week are likely to be more noisy than the middle of the day on Sunday at the open house. If you’re really serious about buying a place, take walk along the street during commute hours to see how noisy it is. Aside from street noise, here are some things to listen for:
- Airplane noise: Some of the most expensive homes on the Peninsula are right in the final approach to SFO. Make sure yours isn’t.
- Train noise. You don’t have to live right next to the tracks to hear the train. If you live in a canyon, you’ll be surprised how far the sound travels up. Make sure you aren’t going to wake up every morning courtesy of CalTrain.
- Neighborhood Noise: Is your new next door neighbor auditioning to be the drummer for the Led Zeppelin reunion tour? Are dogs barking at all hours of the day? Good things to know…
- Interior vs Exterior: Unless you live on 10 acres in the hills, you’re going to get city noise. That’s a given. But how does the house shield that noise when you’re inside? A well insulated house should make a night and day difference.
We’re all gifted with a strong group of senses. Be sure to use them to the best of your ability when looking for a new home. It’s really the “sensible” thing to do. (Do bad jokes smell?)